1. A fucking retard.
2. One who lacks the social graces given to even the most rudimentary of mossy vegitation.
3. One who has lost all sense of reality whilst performing even the most menial of tasks.

"I believe James might be a fuktard."

fuktard by Leshiye March 16, 2005

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Fuktarded Assholian

A fucking retarded assholian

"Gavin! you're such a fuktarded assholian."

Fuktarded Assholian by Your Mom August 5, 2003

Fuktarded

Fucking retarded (the past tense)

That was such a fuktarded game

Fuktarded by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Fuktard

Someone who is so amazingly fucking retarded or stupid, it affects your ability to properly speak. Therefore your words run together, making it impossible to say both fucking+retarded, instead pronouncing fuktard. Someone who is at the apex of stupidity, with nothing greater to describe them.

You are a fuktard.

I cant believe this fuktard waited 30 minutes for a parking spot at the store.

Fuktard by eviljessifer December 9, 2013

fuktard

fuktard: One who exihibits stupidity to the utmost extreme.

"What the fuck over? You fuckin' fuktard!

fuktard by *sbg* Snuffaluff May 16, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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