a fuhulatoogan is the hottest and sexiest person out there, a jittleyang is the complete opposite of a fuhulatoogan and nobody wants to be a jittleyang. all the reals ones r fuhulatoogans
"are you a jittleyang or a fuhulatoogan?" "fuhulatoogan all the way, yk ian like those jittleyangs"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.