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Glasgow slang, meaning a person who portrays themselves as being intelligent, but thick as shit.
" Haw, fudnut, you make as much sense as an ashtray in a motorbike ya cunt!.
fudnut by Mark McKay August 18, 2005
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Scottish slang

The bulbous, ant-abdomen protrusion that happens to a woman of a certain age while wearing high-waisted nylon trousers that form an upper and lower belly bulge.
"Woah, gran, nice fudgut by the way!"
fudgut by PabloHoney December 4, 2013

FUDutard 

An individual whose sole purpose in life is to bring negativity to the Internet by progating, glamorizing or synthesizing FUD.
You: Wow, BioShock was a good game. I really liked playing it.
Them: OMFG DIDN'T YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DRM!? I AIN'T WASTEN' NO MONEYS ON THAT PIECE OF CRAP HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT THE RIAA!
You: Please spare this great Internet of ours by not being such a FUDutard.
FUDutard by Chris_ September 25, 2007

Fudjucking 

Typing jibberish with a keyboard during an instant messenger conversation. Often used to express feelings of disappointment, anger, rage and being fed up. The name originates from the letters 'FDJK' that seem to often appear at the start of a Fudjucking.
"She was really annoyed, she just kept fudjucking."
Fudjucking by Mysz February 22, 2009

Fudbutter 

Fudbutter is that yellowy brown secretion that remains around your cock after lengthy anal sex.
Fudbutter by cheriesg June 23, 2012
A person who's favourite instrument is accordion but favourite music is reggae. The fudjus are also interested in music production.
I am the biggest of a fudju
fudju by Dogmilk57 Nightcore March 23, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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