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Glasgow slang, meaning a person who portrays themselves as being intelligent, but thick as shit.
" Haw, fudnut, you make as much sense as an ashtray in a motorbike ya cunt!.
fudnut by Mark McKay August 18, 2005
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Scottish slang

The bulbous, ant-abdomen protrusion that happens to a woman of a certain age while wearing high-waisted nylon trousers that form an upper and lower belly bulge.
"Woah, gran, nice fudgut by the way!"
fudgut by PabloHoney December 4, 2013

FUDutard 

An individual whose sole purpose in life is to bring negativity to the Internet by progating, glamorizing or synthesizing FUD.
You: Wow, BioShock was a good game. I really liked playing it.
Them: OMFG DIDN'T YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DRM!? I AIN'T WASTEN' NO MONEYS ON THAT PIECE OF CRAP HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT THE RIAA!
You: Please spare this great Internet of ours by not being such a FUDutard.
FUDutard by Chris_ September 25, 2007

Fudjucking 

Typing jibberish with a keyboard during an instant messenger conversation. Often used to express feelings of disappointment, anger, rage and being fed up. The name originates from the letters 'FDJK' that seem to often appear at the start of a Fudjucking.
"She was really annoyed, she just kept fudjucking."
Fudjucking by Mysz February 22, 2009

Fudbutter 

Fudbutter is that yellowy brown secretion that remains around your cock after lengthy anal sex.
Fudbutter by cheriesg June 23, 2012
A person who's favourite instrument is accordion but favourite music is reggae. The fudjus are also interested in music production.
I am the biggest of a fudju
fudju by Dogmilk57 Nightcore March 23, 2021