fudgepickle 

An alternate word for shit, typically exclamatory as an expression of extreme remorse, or in the case of extreme scatagorical expression.

Ex. a. As the horse moved forwards, he pulled the brick cart so that the wheel rested upon the mans foot. His toes crushed and broken he exclaimed in pain "Fudgepickles!"
Ex. b. The man crouched down, his mouth open wide in the offering of his lovers soon to be delivered fudgepickles.

fudgepickle by Slangmaster1003 June 15, 2015

Green Bay Fudgepackers 

What a non-fan of the Green Bay Packers football team might call them.

Hey, the Supertolietbowl this year doesn't have those fucking crappy Green Bay Fudgepackers in it! It's between birds and horses this time around!

Green Bay Fudgepackers by Telephony January 27, 2014

Fudgedickle 

A penis or other object freshly removed from an anus and put directly into someones mouth.

My wife sure loves a fudgedickle while were making love.

Fudgedickle by mtcc69 December 5, 2010

Steaming fudgecicle 

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.

When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!

Steaming fudgecicle by Lgio April 20, 2013

Buncombe Fudgesicle 

When you're butt blasting a broad and the lube mixes with a turd causing a fudgesicle like film on your dong. After pulling out you proceed to stick your now poop covered weiner in her mouth therefore giving her a buncombe fudgesicle.

Peter: So I was butt fucking this chick and when I pulled out my dick was covered in poop so I put it right in her pie hole.
Dom: Ah a good Ole fashioned Buncombe Fudgesicle

Buncombe Fudgesicle by Butt Blaster 92 May 20, 2016

Fitchburg Fudgepacker 

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

Fitchburg Fudgepacker by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

fudgesicle fu manchu by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009