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fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.
fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Fucktional

Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama
Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?

Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.
Fucktional by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009

fucktual 

the mutual act of fucking one another over; mutual fuckery
"yeah, i fucked him over -- but only after he fucked me over; it was fucktual"
fucktual by emutongues April 22, 2009

fucktunnel 

He thrust his pole inside that tight fucktunnel to the hilt.
fucktunnel by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fucktual 

Are they together?

Yeah, but I think it's just fucktual, he doesn't even know her name.
fucktual by worshipthalia September 6, 2010

FuckTurtle 

Cranky, your being a real fuckturtle today
FuckTurtle by LanceIsLit March 12, 2023