fucktardnation
fucktardnation by fucktard queens April 11, 2011
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Fucktardation
a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"
"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."
"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."
Fucktardation by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007
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Fucktardation by RussianSlav September 23, 2019
fucktardation
When retardation becomes fucked up.
The act of being way worse than a retard.
Being extremely insane.
The act of being way worse than a retard.
Being extremely insane.
fucktardation by ApeBeam June 5, 2018
Fucktardation
HOTCREME showed his true fucktardation thinking he could convince me he had a vagina.
RICHARD must think we suffer from fucktardation to believe he actually gets any ass.
Oh the fucktardation that BUTTERMILK'S will kids experience.
Chuck Norris took his fucktardation out on me with his 38 SPECIAL.
RICHARD must think we suffer from fucktardation to believe he actually gets any ass.
Oh the fucktardation that BUTTERMILK'S will kids experience.
Chuck Norris took his fucktardation out on me with his 38 SPECIAL.
Fucktardation by RazziPapa March 1, 2009
Fucktardation
A fucktardation is a person who does things so incredibly stupid you can never in see them .
Quick wash my eyes with soup , that fucktardashian just did something I can’t un see again .
Quick wash my eyes with soup , that fucktardashian just did something I can’t un see again .
Fucktardation by Mizz July 20, 2020
fucktardation
Coming too late due to coming too late. A valid explanation for being late for an appointment as a result of having had a sexual encounter, if;
-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)
-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)
Man#1: Why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? We were going to the State Prison to throw fortune cookies over the wall!
Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.
You? Still going dry?
Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.
M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.
You? Still going dry?
Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.
M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
fucktardation by hareutz August 5, 2009
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