fuckny 

short for "fucking funny" used when something is so funny you actually laugh about it for days

"Have you seen Achmed the dead terrorist?"
"Yes! It's so fuckny!"

fuckny by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009

fuckny 

When you are short on time or words, and something is fucking funny. Combine the two.

That was some fuckny shit son.

fuckny by J.M.R. December 29, 2006

fuckny 

fucking funny

watching two squirrels go at it is fuckny

fuckny by shmule January 3, 2011

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016

fuckmyeyes 

It all started from a page on instagram aiming at pleasuring the eyes as much as sexual interaction pleasures the body.
It can also be used in a fucked up thing or situation.

i saw a man driving a cabrio car in the rain today.. fuckmyeyes

fuckmyeyes by nosauce May 22, 2019

rusty fucknuckle

typically the second knuckle of your ring finger after finger fucking a womans tight puss with your pointer and middle fingers only; results from getting poo from her rectum hole on it

Celeste is great. First she slobbed my knob and gobbled the baby gravy then she licked my rusty fucknuckle clean of her week old ass mayo/ fudge stank combo. AND, I posted it on Youtube for all to see.

rusty fucknuckle by cornfritter April 14, 2011

Fucknormous 

Unfortunately, fuknormous is a natural outcry of a female when she accidentally gets a glimpse of herself in a mirror and realizes she really, really looks fat. Never a good thing, but most likely true. It's a way to self describe that you look enormous. Awful.

V to best gf: oh my god, are you kidding me? I look fucknormous in that window!
Gf: ya kinda sucks, but didn't you say you ate like a pig on your trip to Puerto Vallarta?

Fucknormous by Funny Moms August 8, 2016