fuckmyeyes 

It all started from a page on instagram aiming at pleasuring the eyes as much as sexual interaction pleasures the body.
It can also be used in a fucked up thing or situation.

i saw a man driving a cabrio car in the rain today.. fuckmyeyes

fuckmyeyes by nosauce May 22, 2019

fuckeyes 

(n) A person whose eyes are fucked. This may be something the person is born with, or maybe something that happened later in life. They will not be able to see their own eyes, so they will be unable to check whether they are a fuckeyes or not.

Shark has really fucked eyes. You might say he's a fuckeyes.

fuckeyes by Scott1 June 27, 2005

fuckeyes 

It's an insult used when someone mis-reads something, can't see something in front of them, or misses something called to attention for a short moment (like when you are in the car).

You are driving along when you see a pigeon fucking a snail. You say - 'Holy shit did you see that pigeon fucking that snail??'

The other person in the car says - 'No i missed it'

You say 'Nice one fuckeyes...'

fuckeyes by Phil_via_Pants May 14, 2010

Fuckmeness 

like surprised when someone goes fuck me,
but it also has a more physical description....

wow you have alot of fuckmeness

Fuckmeness by CollDudeeMann April 6, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019