fucking unicorns 

What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN

BRATney: Unicorns dont exiiiiiiiisstttttt :/
Me: THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS.

fucking unicorns by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Fucking Unicorn Breath

Paint color which is NEARLY white, but not pure white.

Paint chips should be required to have hex codes. I want white. #FFFFFF. Not eggshell, not ice sparkles, not fucking unicorn breath. White.

Fucking Unicorn Breath by tonybeam December 29, 2009

ninja fucking unicorn 

boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!

boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!

girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?

boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!

girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?

boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......

girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.

...LATER...

boy: okay i found it.

....WHAM!.....

boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!

girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now

..ring..ring..

boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!

godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!

boy: hahaha damn that sucks.

BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born

ninja fucking unicorn by hungry hippo and prego bitch June 5, 2011

unicorn fucking 

when you duct tape a dildo to your forehead and begin to have sex with your partner with the dildo.

guy: hey girl wanna unicorn fuck at my place?
girl: sure why not, who doesn't love unicorn fucking
guy: ok just gimme a second while i strap my dildo to my forehead

unicorn fucking by N1NJABREDMAN September 9, 2016

Fucking the Unicorn 

When you decide to have sex with your lover, who is unfortunately (for both) menstruating. Also, she has been plugged with a tampon, strings all a'danglin'. During intercourse, the tampon appears to slide out, much like the horn of a unicorn.

A potentially sedate weekend in Daylesford may have been caused by an awkward round of "Fucking the Unicorn"...

....Neeeeiiighhhh!

Fucking the Unicorn by Not High Enough In A Hammock August 19, 2012

Clown Fucking a Unicorn

(N) A catastrophic and inexplicable event that is far less troubling than the subsequent attempt to conceal it.

Nobody blames you for the clown fucking a unicorn. We blame you for the cover-up.”

“Wait, you’re telling me accounting lost three million dollars?”

“No. That’s the clown fucking the unicorn. The cover-up was the seventeen meetings where everyone pretended it didn’t happen.”

Clown Fucking a Unicorn by Doug Waffle June 17, 2026