What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017
IDIOT: *fuck unicorn gesture*
MORON: What, man? Thats hurtful, man.
IDIOT: Less hurtful than a regular "fuck you."
MORON: How so?
IDIOT: Well if anyone was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself, wouldn't you at least want it to be a unicorn?
MORON: True, dude. That's deep, yo.
MORON: What, man? Thats hurtful, man.
IDIOT: Less hurtful than a regular "fuck you."
MORON: How so?
IDIOT: Well if anyone was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself, wouldn't you at least want it to be a unicorn?
MORON: True, dude. That's deep, yo.
by shark28 June 26, 2014
Paint chips should be required to have hex codes. I want white. #FFFFFF. Not eggshell, not ice sparkles, not fucking unicorn breath. White.
by tonybeam December 29, 2010
boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!
boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!
girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?
boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!
girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?
boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......
girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.
...LATER...
boy: okay i found it.
....WHAM!.....
boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!
girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now
..ring..ring..
boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!
godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!
boy: hahaha damn that sucks.
BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born
girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?
boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!
girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?
boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......
girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.
...LATER...
boy: okay i found it.
....WHAM!.....
boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!
girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now
..ring..ring..
boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!
godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!
boy: hahaha damn that sucks.
BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born
by hungry hippo and prego bitch May 12, 2011
When you decide to have sex with your lover, who is unfortunately (for both) menstruating. Also, she has been plugged with a tampon, strings all a'danglin'. During intercourse, the tampon appears to slide out, much like the horn of a unicorn.
A potentially sedate weekend in Daylesford may have been caused by an awkward round of "Fucking the Unicorn"...
....Neeeeiiighhhh!
....Neeeeiiighhhh!
by Not High Enough In A Hammock August 18, 2012
by Black ZQ November 28, 2010
A unicorn fuck is a mythical sexual conquest that is claimed to have taken place but did not or a sexual encounter that is desired but almost certainly will never take place.
Example: "Listen Keith, that story you told about that chick from high school you claim you finger-banged behind Shakey's Pizza? She's a unicorn fuck. I checked and her picture isn't even in the annual."
by Red Pepper Lover December 15, 2014