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Dumb fucking noob 

See dumbass and noob

Used as an adjective
OMGWTFBBQ are you doing you dumb fucking noob!?!!1!
Dumb fucking noob by Migashi August 26, 2008

Fucking M16 noob 

what i yell at the top of my lungs when i get killed by in M16 in Call of Duty 4, 6 ,and 7, or a person who plays Call of Duty 4, 6 ,or 7, who uses the M16 to piss you and your teammates off to get points. When the FUCKING M16 NOOB is killed, it is common for it to have the martyrdom perk, or deathstreak. to kill the FUCKING M16 NOOB, try using a noob tube, other known as a pro pipe, or grenade launcher.
*gets shot by M16*

me: FUCK YOU M16 NOOB GO FUCKING SHOOT YOURSELF PLAY THE GAME FUCKING FAIR! USE A FUCKING MP5 OR SOMETHING! FUCK THE M16 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU Fucking M16 noob!!!!

*i kill M16 noob*

M16 noob: now eat my martyrdom bitch.

me: FUCK YOU!

people who say noob are fucking morons 

If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"

Fuckin' Noob 

a noob that just got shit on in a First-Person Shooter (CoD MW2. etc.)
Fuckin' Noob by headshotBIOTCH March 19, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026