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Dumb fucking noob 

See dumbass and noob

Used as an adjective
OMGWTFBBQ are you doing you dumb fucking noob!?!!1!
Dumb fucking noob by Migashi August 26, 2008

Fucking M16 noob 

what i yell at the top of my lungs when i get killed by in M16 in Call of Duty 4, 6 ,and 7, or a person who plays Call of Duty 4, 6 ,or 7, who uses the M16 to piss you and your teammates off to get points. When the FUCKING M16 NOOB is killed, it is common for it to have the martyrdom perk, or deathstreak. to kill the FUCKING M16 NOOB, try using a noob tube, other known as a pro pipe, or grenade launcher.
*gets shot by M16*

me: FUCK YOU M16 NOOB GO FUCKING SHOOT YOURSELF PLAY THE GAME FUCKING FAIR! USE A FUCKING MP5 OR SOMETHING! FUCK THE M16 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU Fucking M16 noob!!!!

*i kill M16 noob*

M16 noob: now eat my martyrdom bitch.

me: FUCK YOU!

people who say noob are fucking morons 

If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"

Fuckin' Noob 

a noob that just got shit on in a First-Person Shooter (CoD MW2. etc.)
Fuckin' Noob by headshotBIOTCH March 19, 2010

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026