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when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN

“FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT”

fucker noodles by faded420 November 16, 2018

Words you can keep

Noodle Fucker

The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.

Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?

Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?

Brian: Doesn't that burn?

Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.

Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.

Noodle Fucker by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005

fuckernoodle

a higher form of asshole. someone incapable of learning.

My dog, Ozzie is a fuckernoodle.

fuckernoodle by Ozzie's master January 13, 2010

fuckerdoodles

the bomb, the shit, the wonderful stuff that makes life worthwhile. Made from a combination of sex and sugar. Can also be used as an exclamation.(from "fuck" and "snickerdoodles")

Son: hey, Dad, i found $2000 in the basement that belonged to your father.
Dad: Fuckerdoodles!

fuckerdoodles by mi51ry September 4, 2006

fuckerdoodles

like "holy fuck" only with more joke in it. Used when someone is surprised in a mildly discouraging way.

"Dude, the essay is due tomorrow..."
"Fuckerdoodles... WAIT WHAT."

fuckerdoodles by rapidfire28 July 27, 2012

fucked-a-noodle-doo

When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!

James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!

Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!

fucked-a-noodle-doo by PrincessCockWhore1 June 21, 2019

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026