fucker noodles
fucker noodles by faded420 November 16, 2018
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Noodle Fucker
The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.
Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?
Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?
Brian: Doesn't that burn?
Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.
Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.
Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?
Brian: Doesn't that burn?
Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.
Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.
Noodle Fucker by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005
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the bomb, the shit, the wonderful stuff that makes life worthwhile. Made from a combination of sex and sugar. Can also be used as an exclamation.(from "fuck" and "snickerdoodles")
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When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!
James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!
Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
fucked-a-noodle-doo by PrincessCockWhore1 June 21, 2019
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