fuckbeam 

a dick

Rules of Fuckbeams:
1) fuckbeams destroy suckbeams anyday
2) each fuckbeam destroys less than the last
3) don't hate.

"the day's first fuckbeam shone bright on the horizon, and brynne couldnt think of a better way to start a day."

fuckbeam by the original fuckbeam February 21, 2008

fuckbeans

an exclamation; especially one of disgust, frustration, or defeat.

Teacher: You get to be the tree in our next play!
You: Fuckbeans!

fuckbeans by Daenon and Oron December 26, 2002

Fuckbeans

1. An obscenity which is used to show a person has made a mistake or an accident has occured

Oh FUCKBEANS, i've lost my work
FUCKBENS, where is he/she

Fuckbeans by Bob Bobberson November 17, 2003

fuckbeans

A word usually used as an expression of frustration or anger.

Guy 1: Dude, did you bring in your homework?

Guy 2: Fuckbeans!

fuckbeans by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

fuckbeast

Derogatory term for a partner used exclusively for sexual intercourse.

John has no respect for Martha, she is nothing more than a fuckbeast for him on lonely Saturday nights.

fuckbeast by tru@ December 15, 2004

fuckbean 

A testicle

Ow my gf bit my left fuckbean.

fuckbean by Vinnie March 9, 2004

Fuckbeans

A game played at national coffee franchises. The goal of the game is to have sexual relations with the person working behind the counter while making the fewest number of purchases.
Also known as Nine Coffees to Sex and Starfucks.

I fuckbeaned that barista bitch at Maple and Ninth in 5 yo.

Fuckbeans by snik November 19, 2003