fuckcone

one who is lacking in intelligence; Usually due to a short attention span, or simply a refusal to get acquainted with what is going on.

syn: dumbass, tard, moron

source: brainkandy87, March 03.

"Welcome to last year, fuckcone."

"Go crawl into a hole and die, fuckcone."

by ziggyfeed August 20, 2004

Fuckzone

A particularly disappointing metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants a sexual relationship. It is impossible to get emotionally invested in someone while in the fuckzone, because, as friends with benefits , you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.

Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I only want to have casual sex
Person 1 is now relegated to just a fling held within the fuckzone

by cheshirecat90 November 30, 2018

fuckzoned

Being used by a guy or a woman just for sex without any intention of having a relationship.

He hasn't called me back yet. Do you think he will call me back?

No. You've been fuckzoned.

by Superwanker2000 January 21, 2012

fuckzone

It's like the friendzone kinda but the person you like only sees you as fucking material and not someone to have a potential relationship with.

You: I like you a lot, actually.
Him/Her: Well then, wanna be friends with benefits? I'll let you give me head.
You: (shit, I've been fuckzoned)

by findmercury June 23, 2013

Fuckzoned

When all you wanted was a friend and instead a dude fuckzones you and reduces your entire being to something he can stick a dick in

I thought we had a meaningful friendship but it turned out he just fuckzoned me.

by saintcaffeinated October 15, 2017

fuckonese

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

by garan garan February 9, 2007

fuckzone

Similar to the "friendzone"... It is when you would fuck someone but wouldn't commit to them (or perhaps even be friends with them).

Although it is usually males that fuckzone females, females can do it too.

Girl: So what do you think of me?
Guy: I wouldn't date you but I would fuck your brains out.
Girl: Did you just fuckzone me???

Girl: Leonardo DiCaprio is an ass but I would knock boots with him all night long, if ya know what I mean... /fuckzoned

by missylectro November 9, 2012