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What The Fuck Time Is This 

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Nigga fuck yo time

when you don't give a fuck about this dumb nigga's time.
He be all up in your buisness.

Use in context like
John - " Can i get a pencil?"

Derrell- " NIGGA. Fuck yo time"
Big sean I do it Fuck ghetto Khush time nigga fuck yo time
Nigga fuck yo time by swagger20 February 29, 2012

fuck your time 

1. When you don't have time for bullshit
2. used to show that the person is a waste of time/waste of anything
3. When you have nothing else to say
Man whore: let's hook up but keep this between me and you
Girl: nah, fuck your time.

Girl:can u come over and bring me ice cream?:)
Boy: if we don't makeout or some shit after then fuck your time
fuck your time by Supergurl4 October 27, 2013
To picture a person/the people around you dressed and acting as though they were in a different place and era or point in time.
I'm time-fucking Brittney and her friends as peasants in the 1500's right now and I don't think I've ever wanted to see someone working a field so bad.
Time-Fuck by Ringnecpheasant January 2, 2012

Fuck one time 

"I'm sippin on 2 cups at one time and I thank God I can say Fuck one time"
-Lil Wayne

"Shootin at the Cops, Fuck one time"
-Rick Ross
Fuck one time by Dwizzy November 14, 2010
When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'

Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"

Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
Time-Fuck by jazz4 May 6, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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