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fuck start 

to get pummeled so bad whatever part they are beating becomes unnoticable when they are done.
"You better shut that cunt up before I go over there and fuck start her head!"
fuck start by Tooter May 3, 2005
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fuck start 

1. (v) a play on the method used to start certain smaller combustion engines like a lawnmower (pull-start), a fuck start is starting your day by waking up and fucking away the tiredness.

Similar: wake up sex

2. (v) to achieve an erection through attempted intercourse with a flaccid dick.

Similar: hot dogging with no erection (yet), an ambiguation of the term pull start and the phrase suck start

Both variations of fuck start are considered a start from scratch
1. I feel pretty alert awake this morning after that fuck start I got from my girl.

2. To get me goin', my girl gave me a fuck start and THEN we were in business.
fuck start by D. Ward May 5, 2010

fuck start 

fuck start by Eaphis September 26, 2006

Fuck Start his Face 

Is where I come over and forcefully put my vagina on your face and force you to eat me out until you can't breathe anymore.
Emma walked up to Rodan and proceeded to Fuck start his face.
Fuck Start his Face by HHRLisa August 31, 2011

Fuck Start Your Soul

Highly offensive wording to motivate someone and/or the actual physical contact between a penis and soul.
Example 1: If Woody isn't in my office in fifteen minutes I'm going to FUCK START HIS SOUL!!!

Example 2: Chesty Puller is waiting patiently in heaven for you to die so he can fuck start your soul!
Fuck Start Your Soul by mtrdr281 January 25, 2013

fuck started 

When a woman loses her virginity, the only thing holding back her slutty personality, and starts sleeping with several guys. She is no longer restrained and let's her sluttiness take control...like a dick hungry werewolf.
Wow! Tim really fuck started her, no one can stop her now.
fuck started by PyschoSexyKitty;) November 1, 2017

National Fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day 

Boys get to fuck girls whose name starts with a ‘j’. This day is on April 12 . This is the day to lose your virginities ladies. You can’t say no if your asked .
National fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day

are :
Jacklyn,Jenny,jasmine,jocelyn,Jamie,Jenna,
Juliana,julissa,Jennifer,Jessica,jayla,Julia,juliet, Josephine,joana, Jane,janelle,jaslyn,Judith ,Janna,and Janeth,
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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