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Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no
Fuck short people day by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020

Fuck Short People 

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
Fuck Short People by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021

National fuck a short girl day 

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

Short Fuck 

When two midgets mate and they produce a fertile offspring that is a sexual then has to mate with its self
Jeff "have you seen the midgets"
Jim "nah i think there short fucking"
3 months later

Steve (The guy midget) "oh honey i think my water broke"
Brit (The girl midget) "oh shit we have to go to the hospital"
Short Fuck by Eavon June 2, 2016

Fuck your shortest friend day 

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD
today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

short dick bitch fuck 

An insulting term used in exteme cases. Like when someone REALLy needs to be taught a lesson on how to cuss someone out
Person one: You suck.
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then
short dick bitch fuck by heartsluv January 15, 2010