fuck shorty
fuck shorty by T dicks motha fucka December 13, 2009
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Fuck short people day
On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Fuck short people day by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020
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Fuck Short People
You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?
1: No man, what happened?
Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.
1: Damn, I missed my chance then.
Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
1: No man, what happened?
Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.
1: Damn, I missed my chance then.
Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
Fuck Short People by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021
National fuck a short girl day
National fuck a short girl day by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021
Short Fuck
When two midgets mate and they produce a fertile offspring that is a sexual then has to mate with its self
Jeff "have you seen the midgets"
Jim "nah i think there short fucking"
3 months later
Steve (The guy midget) "oh honey i think my water broke"
Brit (The girl midget) "oh shit we have to go to the hospital"
Jim "nah i think there short fucking"
3 months later
Steve (The guy midget) "oh honey i think my water broke"
Brit (The girl midget) "oh shit we have to go to the hospital"
Short Fuck by Eavon June 2, 2016
Fuck your shortest friend day
Fuck your shortest friend day by sussysmol April 11, 2025
short dick bitch fuck
An insulting term used in exteme cases. Like when someone REALLy needs to be taught a lesson on how to cuss someone out
Person one: You suck.
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then
short dick bitch fuck by heartsluv January 15, 2010
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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