fuck potato 

When you heat it up in the microwave 5 mins and then make a slit it down the middle, put some butter in it (to make it wet), then put your dick into it and fuck the shit out of it, or even your vagina. Scissor that bitch.

"Man, I'm feeling kind of lonely, I need a fuck potato"

fuck potato by Fuck her right in the pussy!! August 1, 2014

fuck potato 

A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.

Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow

fuck potato by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX May 18, 2018

fuck potato 

a potato you cut a hole into and proceed to fuck

"i really want a fuck potato"

fuck potato by i heart incest June 23, 2022

fuck potato 

a potato you cut a hole into and then proceed to pound the fuck out of, cum in it and then eat it

"i really want a fuck potato"

fuck potato by i heart incest June 23, 2022

Potato fuck 

A term used for a fat woman to have sex. Usally grunting and making weird noices.Most of the time her lover usally small and skinny and would get crushed.

Dude montana is suck a potato fuck with her new boyfriend.

Potato fuck by sappyyyyyy April 17, 2010

fuck that potato’s raw 

Meaning “raw” as in retarded and “potato” as in person. The term therefore implying someone as a “retarded vegetable”

Coming back from a conversation with a stupid person and telling your mates “fuck that potato’s raw” meaning he is a extremely dumb person.

fuck that potato’s raw by Mr potato head June 22, 2019

Potato Fuck 

Sloppy fat slob who trolled high school potato bars in the late 80s in southeast Houston area. Could often be seen returning to the bar for a refill of toppings prompting "No Refills" signs to be displayed by faculty staff.

Hey Mike, check out Potato Fuck, he's going back for more butter and cheese.

Potato Fuck by MWL November 10, 2008