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When you heat it up in the microwave 5 mins and then make a slit it down the middle, put some butter in it (to make it wet), then put your dick into it and fuck the shit out of it, or even your vagina. Scissor that bitch.
"Man, I'm feeling kind of lonely, I need a fuck potato"
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A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.
Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow
by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX May 18, 2018
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