fuck potato

When you heat it up in the microwave 5 mins and then make a slit it down the middle, put some butter in it (to make it wet), then put your dick into it and fuck the shit out of it, or even your vagina. Scissor that bitch.

"Man, I'm feeling kind of lonely, I need a fuck potato"

by Fuck her right in the pussy!! August 1, 2014

fuck potato

A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.

Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow

by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX May 18, 2018

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and proceed to fuck

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

a fucking potato

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.

why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.

by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020

a fucking potato

an aggressive description the meaning of life

person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: a fucking potato

by Starberry Gaming May 20, 2021

fuck that potato’s raw

Meaning “raw” as in retarded and “potato” as in person. The term therefore implying someone as a “retarded vegetable”

Coming back from a conversation with a stupid person and telling your mates “fuck that potato’s raw” meaning he is a extremely dumb person.

by Mr potato head June 22, 2019

potatoe fuck

when you tag someone with a grenade in Gears of War.

You just got potatoe fucked

by Shadow 055 June 12, 2007