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Alligator Fuck Pile
A situation so bad, you can only hope it calms into a shitstorm. Similar in nature to the classic clusterfuck, but with far direr circumstances.
1) Daryl: "Holy shit man! I heard that shotgun expo turned into one hell of a clusterfuck once they done run outta the whiskey samples!"
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."
2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."
2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."
Alligator Fuck Pile by The Active Duty Activist November 19, 2011
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Pile of Fuck
The phrase used to describe a situation or thing that is complicated and or messed up. Can be used in many instances whenever something bad or annoying has happened to you. It is also considered the next step up from a pile of shit situation or thing.
Ex. 1
Billy: I just got fired from my job and then found my best friend banging my girlfriend, what a pile of fuck!
Jimmy: I agree that is definitely a pile of fuck.
Ex. 2
Bill: That guy just sold me a bunch of calculators but none of them work!
Ted: That dude is nothing but a pile of fuck
Billy: I just got fired from my job and then found my best friend banging my girlfriend, what a pile of fuck!
Jimmy: I agree that is definitely a pile of fuck.
Ex. 2
Bill: That guy just sold me a bunch of calculators but none of them work!
Ted: That dude is nothing but a pile of fuck
Pile of Fuck by WileyCoyote September 7, 2013
Cunting Pile of Fuck
Cunting Pile of Fuck by Spicoli 69 May 5, 2021
fuckpile
a pile of fuck
a tangled mass of horny people engaged in a clusterfuck
often followed with a cleansing cycle provided by a fuck mop
a tangled mass of horny people engaged in a clusterfuck
often followed with a cleansing cycle provided by a fuck mop
man that fuckpile last night was so fucked up
i think i saw your mom in it
and afterwards your sister got out the fuckmop and cleaned that nasty shit up
i think i saw your mom in it
and afterwards your sister got out the fuckmop and cleaned that nasty shit up
fuckpile by davidwating August 13, 2003
Microwaveable Fuckpile
Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.
Microwaveable Fuckpile by telefpreen February 15, 2009
workplace fuckpile
An instance in which several co-workers, usually within a bar or restaurant, have engaged in sexual relations or fellatio with multiple other co-workers, resulting in overlap of sexual partners amongst those co-workers.
John has been fucking Sally for the last week, but just last week Sally was blowing her manager, Steve, and John was screwing Steve's ex girlfriend who now works in the kitchen, and now it's become a "workplace fuckpile."
workplace fuckpile by the workplace monitor April 15, 2013