A gay male bathhouse/fight club. Essentially the losers of each match must anally recieve from the winners in their near unconious state. All fights are while both competitors are extremely erect and in the shower with the heat turned up to max. Their are prizes given and free t-shirts. Usually owned by Serbian or Croations named Srdan.
Carlos: Dave what happened to your face?
Dave: took a slip in the old Serbian fuck palace last night!
A sexual act or game the male performs on the female partner - he ejaculates into several condoms before the sexual act, puts them into the freezer, and waits for them to set. As they begin fornication, the male withdraws and uses a slingshot to launch the frozen cock-bombs into said female partner's cunt. He then ejaculates inside her, melting the cold semen, causing a tidal wave of hot and cold to gush out of her, after which she will be devastated and will want to masturbate for the rest of her life. Most effective being used in tandem with moves such as the Alligator Fuckhouse and Cleveland Steamer for maximum effect.
'I was jockin' my hoe all night, before i blew my load i gave her the Ottoman Fuck Palace'
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!