fuck palace 

noun; Where you live. Any plot of land under your ownership with which you take scandalous women to have promiscuous, unprotected sex.

"Ay, girl. Do you want to come back to my fuck palace? But my mom lives there."

fuck palace by chandizl December 22, 2008

serbian fuck palace 

A gay male bathhouse/fight club. Essentially the losers of each match must anally recieve from the winners in their near unconious state. All fights are while both competitors are extremely erect and in the shower with the heat turned up to max. Their are prizes given and free t-shirts. Usually owned by Serbian or Croations named Srdan.

Carlos: Dave what happened to your face?
Dave: took a slip in the old Serbian fuck palace last night!

serbian fuck palace by Double triple May 17, 2016

Ottoman Fuck Palace 

A sexual act or game the male performs on the female partner - he ejaculates into several condoms before the sexual act, puts them into the freezer, and waits for them to set. As they begin fornication, the male withdraws and uses a slingshot to launch the frozen cock-bombs into said female partner's cunt. He then ejaculates inside her, melting the cold semen, causing a tidal wave of hot and cold to gush out of her, after which she will be devastated and will want to masturbate for the rest of her life. Most effective being used in tandem with moves such as the Alligator Fuckhouse and Cleveland Steamer for maximum effect.

'I was jockin' my hoe all night, before i blew my load i gave her the Ottoman Fuck Palace'

Ottoman Fuck Palace by FuckPalacePrince September 15, 2011

Fuck This Place

When you are in a location that sucks the life out of you. A place that is worse then hell.

Person 1: I just got promoted.
Person 2: How, you are never here on time, and you got caught jerkin it in the hallway... Fuck this place.

Fuck This Place by Nauticstar87 June 14, 2010

Fuckpalface 

A word used to describe when a person says "pal" in a derogatory way. (see "Dane Cook: retaliation)

Customer: Hey, cash register guy, Ive been waiting in line for 20 min.! Can I get some service?

Cash register guy: One second, PAL.

Dane Cook: You heard pal, I heard FUCKFACE! It was subliminally in there. Kinda like FUCKPALFACE.

Fuckpalface by Zombie Jesus23344 June 21, 2009