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fuck pad 

A usually small and sparsely-furnished apartment you keep for the sole purpose of fucking. Especially married men who want a place in town to tryst, and don't want the cost and paper-trail of hotels or the seediness of renting a motel room.
I always take my tricks to my fuck pad on the other side of town where I have my own assortment of sex-toys, a tempurpedic mattress, and the sheets are always clean.
fuck pad by mmennonno May 29, 2009
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fuck pad 

The place where you have sex, usually a bed or futon.
Man last night i nailed this chick on my fuck pad.
fuck pad by nsurb March 3, 2007

Fuck Paddle 

Long handled paddle with a broad surface, generally used to beat one's
self to sustain an erection.
Pass me the fuck paddle, i'm starting to look like a wind sock.
Fuck Paddle by Steph Normandeau January 14, 2005

Fuck Padoru 

23th of december is allowed where you can harrass and bully users padoru with profile picture.
padoru pfp: ahahaha look at me im so funny!! 🤓🤓🤓
discord mod: fuck padoru
banned
Fuck Padoru by the1300zone December 21, 2022

knick knack paddy fuck 

"knick knack paddy fuck give that bitch a bone"

fuckpadition

im going on a fuckpadition and ur the first one sorry babe

finger fuckpad 

any device that has a touch pad like dj mixers also the mouse pad on laptops.
i went to get Tommy but he wouldn't stop playing with the finger fuckpad on his computer.
finger fuckpad by chrispyq January 19, 2012