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fuck pad 

A usually small and sparsely-furnished apartment you keep for the sole purpose of fucking. Especially married men who want a place in town to tryst, and don't want the cost and paper-trail of hotels or the seediness of renting a motel room.
I always take my tricks to my fuck pad on the other side of town where I have my own assortment of sex-toys, a tempurpedic mattress, and the sheets are always clean.
fuck pad by mmennonno May 29, 2009
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fuck pad 

The place where you have sex, usually a bed or futon.
Man last night i nailed this chick on my fuck pad.
fuck pad by nsurb March 3, 2007

Fuck Paddle 

Long handled paddle with a broad surface, generally used to beat one's
self to sustain an erection.
Pass me the fuck paddle, i'm starting to look like a wind sock.
Fuck Paddle by Steph Normandeau January 14, 2005

Fuck Padoru 

23th of december is allowed where you can harrass and bully users padoru with profile picture.
padoru pfp: ahahaha look at me im so funny!! 🤓🤓🤓
discord mod: fuck padoru
banned
Fuck Padoru by the1300zone December 21, 2022

knick knack paddy fuck 

the act of fucking a drunk Irish bastard
"knick knack paddy fuck give that bitch a bone"

fuckpadition

the act of exploring many vagians
im going on a fuckpadition and ur the first one sorry babe

finger fuckpad 

any device that has a touch pad like dj mixers also the mouse pad on laptops.
i went to get Tommy but he wouldn't stop playing with the finger fuckpad on his computer.
finger fuckpad by chrispyq January 19, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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