fuck number 

according to Katt Williams, a fuck number is the number of times it takes to hump a girl before a guy cums. Can be determined by jacking off and counting. For a girl, it is determined by the number of times she gets pounded before she has an orgasm.

"Dude my fuck number is 130... i takes me a long as time before I finished"

"Haha man i make it quick. i keep mines at 34!"

fuck number by Eurochris2 January 4, 2009

fuck number 

The setting on a Sleep Number® Bed used for fucking.Usually a much higher number than used for sleeping.

My sleep number is 35 and the wife's is 55 but our fuck number is a firm 85.

fuck number by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

FUCK YOU NUMBER

The financial number at which you can opt not to work.It's different for everyone...but generally speaking...if you buy into the "American Way of Life"...that number is somewhere around 5million liquid.At that point-you have a barrier against "the unforseen"(illness/injury)...or the fully known. (divorce/criminal children)Hefty appettite for booze,sex,and gambling?Triple that number.

Between his ex-wives,children,and jet set travel-James the attorney has a higher FUCK YOU NUMBER than Joe the plumbing contractor.

FUCK YOU NUMBER by L.MARTIN September 26, 2005

fuck by the numbers 

A mathematical way to have sexual intercourse.

He: Honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?

She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.

He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).

<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>

fuck by the numbers by Ginny P. December 17, 2011