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Fuck Noodle 

A noodle, for reasons unknown, that has been stuck up a largely obese woman's vagina and has been cooked at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for an unknown interval of time. They likely smell of fish and it is not advised that they be consumed by any living being, unless you're into that sort of thing.

May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.
"Where did my pasta go?" "Probably Celina's vagina over there; she's into fuck noodles."

"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"
Fuck Noodle by Dr. Cyanide February 24, 2012

fuck noodle 

"hey amber, hand me that fuck noodle over there" ;)
fuck noodle by lyssie_pie69 February 25, 2009

tallahassee noodle fuck

When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis
Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody

A fuck around and find out noodle

dude 1: do you see that snake? do you think it's venomous?

dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.

dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.

dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.

fuck noodles 

another word for shit, but funny

Noodley as fuck 

Basically, it means whatever you feel it means.
Happy: “I JUST GOT A NEW PUPPY!” “OH NICE DUDE, that’s noodley as fuck!”

Sad: “Hey babe, I’m breaking up with you for your sister” “Oh, that’s noodley as fuck”
Noodley as fuck by NeatBeans April 29, 2019
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