fuck noodle
It is a penis. You fuck with it.
fuck noodle by Montag Faber August 15, 2006
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Fuck Noodle
A noodle, for reasons unknown, that has been stuck up a largely obese woman's vagina and has been cooked at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for an unknown interval of time. They likely smell of fish and it is not advised that they be consumed by any living being, unless you're into that sort of thing.
May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.
May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.
"Where did my pasta go?" "Probably Celina's vagina over there; she's into fuck noodles."
"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"
"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"
Fuck Noodle by Dr. Cyanide February 24, 2012
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A fuck around and find out noodle
dude 1: do you see that snake? do you think it's venomous?
dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.
dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.
dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.
dude 2: i don't know that's why I call them A fuck around and find out noodle, but i am not dumb enough to be the one to fuck around and find out.
dude 1: Cool, I'm going to touch it.
dude 2: ok don't come to me when you fuck around and find out whether that noodle is venomous or not.
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