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Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad
Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!
Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003
Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad
Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad by sex machine May 20, 2003
national nobody gives a fuck day
teacher- *passes out work*
laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"
laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"
national nobody gives a fuck day by your.mom9247297 April 12, 2019
nobody knows shit about fuck
Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.
Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.
nobody knows shit about fuck by xd_baTron January 9, 2022
Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!!
“National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! by Haterade !!! October 4, 2021
Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not
When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.
Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not
Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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