teacher- *passes out work*

laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"

national nobody gives a fuck day by your.mom9247297 April 12, 2019

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nobody knows shit about fuck

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.

Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.

nobody knows shit about fuck by xd_baTron January 9, 2022

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Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!!

“National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞

“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”

Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! by Haterade !!! October 4, 2021

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Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

When somebody voices that they, in fact, do not give a fuck about something but you in contrast did not ask for their two sense in the first place.

Man did you hear this cunt? He acts as if we asked him whether or not he gives a fuck. In fact nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not

Nobody gives a fuck if you give a fuck or not by SpoiledMilk9 November 24, 2021

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