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fuck knob 

1. A person who is completely clueless about how stupid they look and act.
2. A person who is an asshole and an idiot.
4. Some one who usually tries to screw people over but are too ignorant to accomplish it.
3. Related to the phrase "dumb as a door knob", except the person is also an asshole. They are a "fuck knob."

Synonyms: Dumbass, Moron, Idiot, Retard, Fucktard.
"My neighbor was caught on camera climbing my fence and urinating in my pool but denied it. What a fuck knob!!"
fuck knob by Bob Andweave August 7, 2007
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Fuck Knob 

Another, less prurient, name for the male cock, penis, member, knob, rod, stiffy. Often referred to as an Engorged Fuck Knob when fully erect and rigid.
Kara loved to give head. She loved nothing more than to inhale her boyfriend's engorged Fuck Knob and suck him to completion.
Fuck Knob by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Related Words

fuck knob 

a dumb person or someone you cant stand
bob is a fuck knob he talks too much
fuck knob by wes elliott January 22, 2008

fuck-knob 

A stupid person whose only purpose is to waste oxygen. (See also douche bag)
"Get the hell out of my way, you fuck-knob!"
fuck-knob by vicfan March 23, 2004
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026