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i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban [Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha [Mackenzie] is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. 

NOW SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAY THANK YOU

Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE. Say Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE

said Andre Taylor and Tracee Ross and Tyler Perry. and Oprah Winfrey and Beyonce and group odd strangers say to you and they tell you day THANK YOU and say I DONT GIVE A FUCK now say DO YOU!
After a period of time of Your bill payments stile

Payments lost car house jeep. Reak doen because you not realize vandalised robbed hacked A group of people your gender have been being being harassing bullying force friending obnoxious trying friend you give you spiked food drinks stalk follow you eventually rape straight you.you dont know where you woke up at or did.then group same
sex rape you.THEY DAY NOW SAY YOU ENJOYED IT.rainbow gang stalked you
You say you raped me.
They say so we signed you up to same sex trafficking to WELCOME TO PCH our world mission.tell police we wont stop until your voice eye color change ...wait...they did.ON TO THE NEXT!!!Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it.FAN.victim.
Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.
Happy birthday is the opposite Spirit of becoming a Christian but it's a new creation in rainbow .
Happy birthday is what they say after they rape you with same-sex and then they tell you to say now say you liked it and say thank you. Now we gave you a COMMUNITY ELECTRONIC TV RADIO NEWS world wide HARDheart Specisl induction say Thank you. Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. Do what we say Now say you do and you doing you Do You. You gonna take it and like it. You free Now say you enjoyed it. YDO NOT TELL ON COMMUNITY HOW WE RO THINGS ARPUND HERE. Say It # say Thank you. Fan.Happy Birthday. I dont give a fuck. do You. Now say you enjoyed it. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE IT. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO AROUND HERE.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026