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Fuck Him 

Yeah, I saw the T-shirts by the way. And you spelled my name wrong.... But, yeah do that. Do that immediately Kristen Stewart.
Hym "But it doesn't make any sense. If it's FOR lesbians... Lesbians aren't attracted to men. Like shouldn't she be wearing, like, some flannel or something? Maybe like a bowling T-shirt or something? It's incoherent. I mean if it's FOR ME then, yeah, I'm into it. I would fuck her all up in a men's locker room. Oh! Yeah, I saw the 'Fuck Him' T-Shirts. You spelled the name wrong. You know whay it's spelled with a 'Y' right?"
Fuck Him by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Fuck him till he squirts! 

Fuck him till he squirts! is what I heard one guy say as my roomies took turns sticking their dicks in my asshole!
I heard Chris say "Fuck him till he squirts!" as Matt pushed his 8" into my butthole!

Fuck him in the baaaaaalls 

The popular variation of "I'm going to fuck you in the balls.".
Fuck him in the baaaaaalls!

fuck him he’s a DJ 

When you’re having a good time out at the club and see someone cute that you want to know more intimately.
“Omg did you see that guy I was dancing with?”
“Yes dude fuck him he’s a DJ”
fuck him he’s a DJ by BaddieP101 August 14, 2023

Him, him, fuck him 

When drinking with buddies and someone acts like a dick one guy will say "him, him". It is immediately followed by a chorus of everybody shouting, "fuck him!" much to everybody's delight. RHODE ISLAND /SE MASS.
Him, him, fuck him!! See above. Submitted by JW

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded 

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded
He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch 

One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
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