fuck fruit

A baby, especially as the result of spontaneous sex.

Brit and Josh hooked up for a few minutes of drunk sex, but she got knocked up and popped out a little fuck fruit 9 months later.

by For Whom the Bell Trolls October 01, 2007

Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.

Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!

by Greyman63 June 17, 2019

gourmet fucking fruit gels

A my chemical romance meme when mcr got a food basket in the video mcr in the studio Gerard way digs around opens a box and says "Gourmet Fucking Fruitgels"

Gourmet fucking fruit gels brah

by Suckindickforcocaine November 18, 2017

Fruit fuck

One that gets horny from fruit.

You should see Jen when she is around bananas.

by Terri March 02, 2004

Pansy Ass Fruit Fuck

A gay person who is scared shitless

Just jump! Your being a pansy ass fruit fuck.

by The Adjonasis July 06, 2016

Fucked up fruit

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.

Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"

by Khwizzle October 26, 2010