fuck eyed 

So drunk that your eyes cant focus anymore.your balance is also effected , usally resulting in injury to yourself or inflicked by someone you almost bowled over on the way to the toilet.

Did you see gaz last night? He was so fuck eyed , he had a piss in hand sink in the female toilets

fuck eyed by timbo6969 January 3, 2017

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011

four-eyed-fuck 

a word used as a put-down. it is a person that wears glasses and is a person you do not like.

"You are a four-eyed-fuck".

four-eyed-fuck by Bob January 13, 2007

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face 

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013

snake eyed turtle fuck 

used as an insult meaning inbred or cluster fuck, all aroud multi use word

"You snake eyed turtle fuck"

snake eyed turtle fuck by eyed turtle March 27, 2021

Fuckeyed 

To be extremely drunk. Term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.

Sarah downed an entire glass of straight rum and was totally fuckeyed for the rest of the night.

Fuckeyed by Special::K December 12, 2006