fuck eyed

So drunk that your eyes cant focus anymore.your balance is also effected , usally resulting in injury to yourself or inflicked by someone you almost bowled over on the way to the toilet.

Did you see gaz last night? He was so fuck eyed , he had a piss in hand sink in the female toilets

by timbo6969 January 03, 2017

fucked cross-eyed

Sexual intercourse that is so satisfying that one of the participants temporaryly or perminantly becomes cross-eyed.

Hannah went to the optologist to have her lazy eye checked out, He told her that she had been fucked cross-eyed and that it should return to normal within a week.

by ha haaa December 08, 2014

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

by MerchantofVenice3 April 23, 2011

four-eyed-fuck

a word used as a put-down. it is a person that wears glasses and is a person you do not like.

"You are a four-eyed-fuck".

by Bob December 10, 2002