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FUCK EVER! 

"FUCK EVER!" is a phrase used when a person is raging so hard that they forget, or don't care to construct proper sentences in their responses, such as shouting "What the fuck ever dude." It is also used by ego-centric Valley Girls when they experience something that is either unbelievable, or incites rage.
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SolidSnake69: "Ohh my God WHAT THE FUCK EVER! FUUUCK EVER! FUCKIN' SHOOTIN' THIS GUY IN THE FUCKIN' FACE! OH FUCK EVER."

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FUCK EVER! by Idle. July 13, 2010
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what the fuck ever 

Used when you think you are tottaly right, end of story.
Also spelled, whatthefuckever.
While reading any literature(including text messages)or listening to a voicemail, pausing to scream Whatthefuckever in outrage.

While debating what the fuck ever may be added at any time to show confidence.
what the fuck ever by hAshley September 7, 2005

Fuck Everything Ever 

Used when you want everything that ever existed to know that you are not a fan; FML's crazy cousin
Most commonly expressed as an angry exclamation.
Occasionally abbreviated as "FEE."
Person 1: "How's your research paper going?"
Person 2: "I'm going to start researching tonight. I mean, we still have, what, two weeks?"
Person 1: "If by two weeks you mean two days, then yes."
Person 2: "Fuck everything ever!"

what the fuck ever 

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.

Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.
Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.

Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*

what-the-fuck-ever

a group of words used to be disgunteled disgusted or upset with what another persoin is saying.
Teacher: Get out of my classroom please?!

Boy/Girl: Oh What-The-Fuck-Ever!

Whatever the fuck ever 

Another form of whatever. Used when you just want to add another dose of vulgarity to the sentence.
Jez: So what the fuck are we doing tonight?
Cory: Well, we can either: 1. Party and drink. Or, 2. Drink and party.
Jez: Let's just blaze and fuck.
Cory: Whatever the fuck ever, man. Let's just get some sex. Just giv'r.
Whatever the fuck ever by Maya January 17, 2004

What-the fuck-ever 

When saying whatever doesn’t have enough emphasis. Can also be abbreviated ad wtfe
You: *breathes*
Your gf on her period: what-the fuck-ever I’m so done with your attitude. You might as well go fuck that girl from Starbucks you blinked at 7 weeks ago!
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