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fuck deficit

life is so short,

every day, we go around giving out fucks

you get a fuck, he gets a fuck, she gets a fuck, they get a fuck
now, there are no fucks left

stop caring about what other people think, live for yourself
Man... We running on a fuck deficit
fuck deficit by centralmichigan_drip September 5, 2022
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Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions 

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS 

NOT INTERSTED IN " NEW YORK CITY" , you would never understand in " A MILLION YEARS , !!!!!....
POST THE NEW DEFINITIONS OR IRONIC RODGER AS FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS

I'M DONE PALMETIER PECKHAM PUPPETIER AS FUCK YOU = NO MORE DEFINITIONS as only " they have not invented a word how " much lower you " WAGERERS ON CATASTROPHIC EVENTS ARE as this particular one as worse than SALVADORE RAMOS would "WAGER $20 " after the fact , and take $18 = 666 leaving ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE .SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN.SH0VE DICE UP ASSH0LE.176 with just a FANCY DEVIL DELIGHT TWO DOLLARS as to go CRAZY ON YOU after just leaving myself with $2.00 BUTT FUCKHEADS there is no connection " after the fact MONEY GAME you played at " LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA" as PIECE 731.

my definitions are stupid as fuck

why did i write these
oh yeah bec i was a lil kid shithead
"I just looked on my urban dictionary account for the first time in years, my definitions are stupid as fuck."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

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Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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