Dad: Son, are you injured or are you hurt?
Son: What's the
difference?
Dad: If you are injured, you sit your ass on the sidelines and watch
your team play the rest of the game. If you are hurt, you cowboy
the fuck up, swallow your pain, put your helmet back on, and get back into the fight.
Son: I'm just hurt a little, dad.
Dad: That's my boy.