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A band that usually plays heavy metal,hard rock,porn music,satanic rock ect. and that at there concert they have some of there fans come up on stage so they can have sex with them right then and there. And also after the concert they have some of there fans come backstage so they can have sex with them.
They also make appointments with there fans to meet them and have sex with them.
John is in a fuck band.
Fuck band by Deep blue 2012 August 10, 2010
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fuck-me band

The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".

They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.

The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.

Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.
"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."
fuck-me band by ldne May 16, 2005

fuck-me band

The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".

They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.

The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.

Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.
"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."
fuck-me band by ldne May 16, 2005

Fuck Me Band 

The blue things in soft drink bottle lids that can be cut and stretched into wristbands.
Called 'Fuck Me Bands' because when someone snaps them (usually on purpose) they want to fuck you.
*Guy snaps girl's fuck me band*
Girl: wow i didn't know you wanted to fuck me...that room is free!
Fuck Me Band by Lizzy554 September 18, 2006

Fuck Bandit 

One who sails the seven virgin seas gittin' sloppy on a public vessel while stealing all ye' fucks.
"'Ey niggah, check out 'dat fuck bandit out dere slangin rock 'n' sippin' on fowties like it wuddin-nuttin."
-Benjamin Franklin
a.k.a Bo Vice
Fuck Bandit by NiggaVann April 18, 2009

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands 

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash
He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands 

These bracelets have been around for years, from when I was a kid.. I have an 8 year old friend now who loves them to death.. She wants a whole lot up her arm.. I only wear purple and black, because they are my fav colours.
I know Black means Fucking, but Purple.. I have no idea.. No one is going to break mine, and if they do, they can go buy me more!!
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