fuck around 

To not take something seriously, believing the whole thing to be just a joke. It can also be used to describe not putting your full effort into something.

Example 1:

Teacher: All you do is fuck around in my class and break the rules. Don't blame me for your shitty grade.

Example 2:

Person 1: That same fucking cop arrested me again!

Person 2: Well then don't piss him off. I know that guy, and he doesn't fuck around.

fuck around by John D. Heisenberg January 5, 2013

fuck around 

1. To have sex with a wide (and often indiscriminate) selection of partners. 2. To have sex outside of a supposedly monogamous relationship. 3. To waste time, or to generally screw up a task.

(For 1): You're going to catch something really nasty if you keep fucking around with these sluts.

(For 2): Your boyfriend is so cool, I can't believe you fuck around behind his back.

(For 3): Get back to work, we don't have time to fuck around here!

fuck around by Evac156 February 9, 2005

fuck around 

US Slang phr. 1. To mess with or to play around with. 2. To engaged in sexual intercourse with serveral partners at different times.

Don't fuck around with me or I'll kick your ass.

All you do is around with every man you see you whore.

fuck around by tnt3d October 22, 2004

fuck around 

Used to express disappointment, disbelief, or general negative feelings in regards to a situation.

(Used often by people who reside in the N.E. MO. area, specifically in or around Kirksville, MO.)

Husband: "I got pulled over on my way home and got a ticket."
Wife: "Fuck around!"

fuck around by respect him May 12, 2015

fuck around 

a term of disbelief. to ask for validation of a statement or situation.

"fuck around! you really gonna break up with that fine woman"?
"...yeah man, its just not workin out"

fuck around by queen jane January 15, 2009

fuck around 

an affirmation that something is cool, amazing, hardcore or unbelievable...kinda like asking "are you shittin me?" or saying "wow, holy shit dude"or "hell yeah" depending on if it is used as a question or a statement

1. bob:hey the red sox won the world series
billy: fuck around??
Bob: i shit you not dude

2. bob:yo dat party was off da hook yo
Billy: fuck around!! fo' real yo

fuck around by alkalinefemale April 30, 2006

Fuck around 

When a situation is beyond being fixed; Or when a day or period of time in a person's life is one shitty thing after another; A expression use by a person when they finally except there run of bad luck.

My car broke down, me and my old lady's on the outs and work called me in on my day off...fuck around

Fuck around by MickeyD6781 June 11, 2020