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Fyson's Law 

Law of the internet coined on 26/05/20115 by youtuber "Matthew Fyson" the law states that "if it exists, someone on the internet is triggered by it."
Person A:"so I was just messing around with my RC car and-"

*Person B starts to cry due to personal issues."

Person A: Sorry I didn't mean to invoke Fyson's law there."
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noun.

1.a rich mexican boy who is basically a metrosexual - wears very stylish clothes, cares a lot about his hair, and usually pops his collar
2. in other words, a male fresa

(see fresa)
I really like that guy at the fresa table.
But isn't he a freson?
Well duh! That's why I like him!
freson by raggy biotch October 2, 2005
An individual whom does fry things such as making dumb jokes,being retarded,or really doing anything sus or just doing teenager things
Josh: “dude my car broke
Isaiah: “you are such a fry
Josh: “no I’m not dude”
Isaiah: “ok frybone”
frybone by Frybone April 24, 2020
A greasy meal cooked on a whim using whatever is available.
Joe was hungry in the woods so made a fryon using a camping stove and some sausages in his backpack.
fryon by Louis Bez September 19, 2006

Frsonicate 

Jon- “Man did you hear Will’s gamer tag is so cool it’s frsonicate man!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026