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Burnt, can't remember, forgets the convo mid-convo
Me: says sumn *all blazed afff*
Friend: *replies back but I'm too chopped to really comprehend what she just said*
Me: *5 mins later* "Wait what did you just say bro?"
Friend: *Repeats herself*
Me: "Wait bro, what were we talking about?"
Both of us: HAHA, LUL FRYED ASS 😂😂
Fryed by UrBabyyGirl 😘 November 19, 2019
Having the intelligence and sarcastic capacity to completely embarrass those around you. Not fearing repercussions. Having the ability to long-con a joke for weeks.
Josh: Keith, if there was 119 dicks on the wall, how many would you choke on ?

Keith: None of them !

Josh: Damn, you're like your mom.

Keith: Damn, your Fryed. I didn't need to know about you and my mom.
Fryed by Barry McCakiner July 11, 2022

fryed checken 

When you're eating fried chicken and you're hands are too greasy to touch the screen so you wipe them off on your socks.
Yo, my home dawg hit me up on my phone but I was so fryed checken that the phone slipped from my fingers, maaaan!
fryed checken by Da Sizzlin' Twinz November 4, 2013

fryed 'em 

to diss somebody or when you have a quick comeback or joke that they cannot respond to
Seamore Butts: "Before we go home I got to make one more shot."

Harry Knuts:"Na man were gonna be here all night!"

Harry Knuts fryed Seamore Butts (if Ben Dover was there he would yell out "fryed 'em!")
fryed 'em by B.D. Willy February 15, 2007

Frederik 

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.
Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.
Frederik by BallsNCock March 29, 2022

Frederik Vase 

A man of the math and chess. His brain is so large, that it could fill an entire house, but it somehow still manages to be smaller than your mum.
Valter: Hey, have you seen Frederik Vase today?
Victor: No, he's too smart.
Frederik Vase by BallsNCock March 29, 2022