fryarrhea 

A giant poosplosion after eating a bunch of fried food.

Oh dude I just ate a bloomin’ onion at Outback and now I feel some wicked fryarrhea comin on!!

fryarrhea by Squishysquid457 May 22, 2019

Cryarrhea 

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.

Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.

Cryarrhea by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Fiarrhea 

(Fire-reah) Need I say more??

Much like Diarrhea but with an added bonus of what ever spicy food you ate the night before.

That thai food last night gave me Fiarrhea, oooh it burns!

Fiarrhea by dday85204 September 19, 2011

Fiarrhea 

An agonizing type of Diarrhea that fiendishly licks and tickles the pain receptors of your anus. Most commonly the result of ingesting excessive amounts of spicy foods. Fiarrhea is at least kind enough to fire a round of warning shots, although these are probably the worst part of all. Scalding hot and rapid farts scrape and crawl out of your crack, leaving a massacre of singed ass hairs in their wake. The burning sensation clings to your nether regions long after the shit storm has passed. Wiping only intensifies the burning.

Bruce: "Your spaghetti with Frank's Red Hot is sure to give me Fiarrhea later tonight."
Mikhail: "I don't care."
Bruce: *gentle sobbing*

Fiarrhea by Papa Emeritus Jr May 20, 2016

Fiarrhea 

The act of shooting fire out of your ass during a tough diarrhea session early in the morning. This may cause a swollen asshole for many days.

Yo bro, why is your bathroom on fire?" " I think Luke had that number 7 from taco bell last night. He's got that Fiarrhea.

Fiarrhea by big dick 23 September 16, 2010

flyarrhea

noun: airbourne diarrhea.

After eating at the all you can eat sushi bar, Chris experienced a nasty case of flyarrhea.

flyarrhea by the storm drains June 29, 2009

fiarrhea 

(n.) Extremely painful condition that occurs after eating any variety of extremely hot food such as habanero peppers. Fiarrhea causes a violent expulsion of the spicy material with very little digestion, resulting a fiery hell in the anus. The output is very gaseous and acidic, which more noxious than what was eaten. The victim of fiarrhea must spend many painful loathing hours on the toilet, regretting that culprit bowl of extra-hot dose of demon salsa.

Sorry, I won't be in to work today, I have a bad case of fiarrhea, in fact, I may need a colon transplant.

fiarrhea by bumbobway April 9, 2004