Tryarrhea

Tryarrhea: what you get when you try new food. the act of tasting new food results in stomach cramps and diarrhea.

Tony and Kim went to sushi for the first time after her hoetox session. they ordered several items off the menu that they did not recognize and ate it all with 10 cups of saki. Before they left the restaurant they had to go to the bathroom.

Tony: ( texts to kim while she is sitting on the toilet) are you okay?

Kim: No, I just had tryarrhea. I'll be out in about 15 minutes.

Tryarrhea by christee146 March 28, 2011

turdarrhea 

The one-two punch of a good old fashioned turd followed up by a torrent of explosive diarrhea.

It begins with a standard-issue turd forming in the colon from observing a normal healthy diet. Then, usually whilst drunk, you eat something which is known to have explosive diarrhea causing effects, e.g. Chipotle. This results in immense pressure buildup of diarrhea behind the turd "plug" in much the same way as magma builds up beneath a solid rock cap in a volcano prior to its eruption.

At some point you become acutely aware of this pressure and go scrambling for the toilet - if you're lucky, you make it in time. What happens next is in many respects similar to the discharging of a cannon or firearm. The immense pressure wave propels the solid turd out of your butt, usually splattering it against the side of the toilet bowl like a sticky, smelly artillery shell. The diarrhea then spews out in a manner not unlike the rocket exhaust of a space shuttle launch, coating toilet and buttcheeks with a soupy-yellow brown film.

Best case scenario is that cleanup requires a jug of bleach and a hot shower. Worst case, the hazmat team.

A particularly violent bout of turdarrhea cracked my toilet bowl and flooded my entire house with a two-foot deep layer of poo soup. Interestingly enough, the little pieces of corn from my burrito survived the trip through my GI tract intact and were floating around like little yellow life rafts.

turdarrhea by burritobrosshits August 5, 2011

fryarrhea 

A giant poosplosion after eating a bunch of fried food.

Oh dude I just ate a bloomin’ onion at Outback and now I feel some wicked fryarrhea comin on!!

fryarrhea by Squishysquid457 May 22, 2019

Cryarrhea 

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.

Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.

Cryarrhea by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

Tagarrhea 

Social media posts having an obscene amount of hashtags, especially when there are more tags than the words in the post itself. It’s as though the user had hashtag diarrhea, hoping to get that exposure.

SM post: Awesome day! 😽

#BullshitMonday
#BullshitTuesday
#BullshitWednesday
#BullshitThursday
#BullshitFriday
#BullshitSaturday
#BullshitSunday
#Instafam
#FamstaIn
#InstaHot
#GetMotivated
#InstaFluencers
#FuckDemHaturzzz
#IDrinkHaturade
#LifeGoals
#WorkInProgress
#FiteMeIRL
#InstaMommies
#Fitspiration
#JustCrossfittingOverHere
#MomLyfe
#YouKnowIt
#MoneyMaker
#YouHateMeCuzYouAintMe
#BossyBabes
#Doterra4Lyfe
#EssentialOils
#MLMRockstars
#OilsHealDoctorsKneel
#TwoWordsAnd30Hashtags

“Damn, that post ain’t nothing but tagarrhea!”

Tagarrhea by c July 7, 2019

dryarrhea 

Dried up diarrhea

Ma: What's this brown stuff on the rug?

Pa: Looks like dryarrhea from the dog, yesterday.

dryarrhea by Dr. Foo August 1, 2008

Triarrhea 

A defecation so large and monumental that the seemingly numeric (di)arrhea becomes obsolete and must then raise the prefix a level further.

"Dude, those burgers last night...I had diarrhea all this morning!"

"You're lucky, man, i was in the bathroom all day; i had fuckin...triarrhea!"

Triarrhea by yesnomaybe January 9, 2009