Firearrhea 

Firearrhea is the explosive result of having too much tequila from a plastic bottle, Popov, and boxed wine (using the wine as a chaser). Then, someone gets the brilliant idea to order Hungry Howies and put copious amounts of hot sauce on the pizza that people would ask very stereotypical things such as, "would you like any pizza with that hot sauce? durr hurr".

For added laughter, one could give a drunk person who engaged in such firearrhea-inducing activities a chocolate laxative. This is only done to ensure that the drunk person gets the full firearrhea experience.

Brid: Holy Hell, I just DESTROYED the toilet at work. Seriously, I think I just melted some porcelain just now.

(upon walking into the bathroom)

Boss: It smells like firearrhea in here.. Or at least singed pubic hairs.

Firearrhea by JeffJonezZz November 9, 2009

firearrhea 

A condition in which feces are violently discharged from the bowels in a liquid form with a severe and acidic burning sensation around the rim of the rectum as a result of consumption of extremely spicy foods.

Josh had a miserable bout of firearrhea due to eating a plate of authentic Thai Hot Cashew Chicken.

firearrhea by homeboyslim May 23, 2014

fryarrhea 

A giant poosplosion after eating a bunch of fried food.

Oh dude I just ate a bloomin’ onion at Outback and now I feel some wicked fryarrhea comin on!!

fryarrhea by Squishysquid457 May 22, 2019

Fiarrhea 

(Fire-reah) Need I say more??

Much like Diarrhea but with an added bonus of what ever spicy food you ate the night before.

That thai food last night gave me Fiarrhea, oooh it burns!

Fiarrhea by dday85204 September 19, 2011

Firerrhea 

After a long night of drinking and eating jalepeno poppers, the next morning you wake up with explosive diarrhea that feels like fire shooting from your asshole

Emily had a great time last night, but this morning she suffered some major firerrhea and now her butthole is all red and puffy.

Firerrhea by JaxConf May 13, 2008

firerreah 

To have extremely painful diarreah.

Oh man those tamales are gonna' gimme the ol' firerreah!!

firerreah by HotnBothered February 18, 2004

Fiarrhea 

An agonizing type of Diarrhea that fiendishly licks and tickles the pain receptors of your anus. Most commonly the result of ingesting excessive amounts of spicy foods. Fiarrhea is at least kind enough to fire a round of warning shots, although these are probably the worst part of all. Scalding hot and rapid farts scrape and crawl out of your crack, leaving a massacre of singed ass hairs in their wake. The burning sensation clings to your nether regions long after the shit storm has passed. Wiping only intensifies the burning.

Bruce: "Your spaghetti with Frank's Red Hot is sure to give me Fiarrhea later tonight."
Mikhail: "I don't care."
Bruce: *gentle sobbing*

Fiarrhea by Papa Emeritus Jr May 20, 2016