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when you think you see a ghost, but it's really your Ecuadorian friend with a hat
I was dealing with a real fruisé in the attic this past week.
fruisé by Scarankle February 27, 2015
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Fruitcel 

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.
Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.
Fruitcel by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021
A derisive portmanteau of "frugal" and "stupid" used especially within dysfunctional corporate environments where management espouses "frugality" as a virtue yet fails to distinguish between this and "cheap."
Manager: I changed your server order from the m1.large nodes to VIC-20s. It's too expensive.
Engineer: There's no way we'll be able to keep the site running on VIC-20s!
Manager: Oh, remind me to dock you for not being frugal in your next performance review.
Engineer: I think you mean frupid.
Frupid by Perfectly Gruntled April 12, 2014

opened a keg of fruit 

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here
opened a keg of fruit by june t September 30, 2016
When life is completely chaotic and you have no idea of the path you are on.
"What is up with Bob?"
"I know, he's so flupie. Why doesn't he decide on a job and just go with it."

Created by Phoebe Buffay on the show Friends.
Flupie by Abarel May 24, 2010

playing fruit ninja 

suggests someones cutting themselves
'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#