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when you think you see a ghost, but it's really your Ecuadorian friend with a hat
I was dealing with a real fruisé in the attic this past week.
fruisé by Scarankle February 27, 2015
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Fruitcel 

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.
Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.
Fruitcel by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021
A derisive portmanteau of "frugal" and "stupid" used especially within dysfunctional corporate environments where management espouses "frugality" as a virtue yet fails to distinguish between this and "cheap."
Manager: I changed your server order from the m1.large nodes to VIC-20s. It's too expensive.
Engineer: There's no way we'll be able to keep the site running on VIC-20s!
Manager: Oh, remind me to dock you for not being frugal in your next performance review.
Engineer: I think you mean frupid.
Frupid by Perfectly Gruntled April 12, 2014

opened a keg of fruit 

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here
opened a keg of fruit by june t September 30, 2016
When life is completely chaotic and you have no idea of the path you are on.
"What is up with Bob?"
"I know, he's so flupie. Why doesn't he decide on a job and just go with it."

Created by Phoebe Buffay on the show Friends.
Flupie by Abarel May 24, 2010

playing fruit ninja 

suggests someones cutting themselves
'oh Hey i was playing fruit ninja a lot yesterday!!'
'you know that isnt good'
'i know perfectly well!!#
playing fruit ninja by azzysass June 27, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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