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kiwi fruit
A small furry fruit from New Zealand. Brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. High in vitamin C with a sharp tangy taste.
Dan: Are you getting some kiwi fruit? They're BOGOF at Sainsburys.
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!
kiwi fruit by plastix fantastix May 19, 2005
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Why are you looking at the definition of kiwi fruit? You should know what that is unless you're like foreign or something.
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Kiwi Fruit
(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand
(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..
There is no area or country named Zealand
In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit
In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in
India
So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..
There is no area or country named Zealand
In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit
In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in
India
So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night
It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit
She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash
I even made a nice dressing.
Kiwi fruit
It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit
She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash
I even made a nice dressing.
Kiwi fruit
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