fruititarian

the 'cool' new thing

Kip tried to impress the women at the NOW rally by informing them he was a fruititarian.

"Because everyone has a choice" he informed them.

fruititarian by lorelai236 April 9, 2009

fruitarian 

One who's diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (Do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)

A fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.

fruitarian by Lina Kosara September 28, 2005

fruitatarian 

Someone who will not eat meat or animal products and refuses to eat any vegtables, fruit ect without it falling off a bush or tree ect first. They refuse to be responsable for the death of things that are living.

A: "Do you want some strawberries i picked earlier with cream?"
B: "No thanks, I'm a Fruitatarian"

fruitatarian by DizzyTizzy November 14, 2007

fruitetarian 

Someone who only eats fruit as his or her diet. It's pretty uncommon and you'll probably be thought of as bizarre. It's similar to a vegetarian who only eats vegetables.

We were all wondering why my cousin was only eating fruits at Thanksgiving dinner when we discovered he was a fruitetarian.

fruitetarian by Themadgibbles October 21, 2014

fruitarian 

A person of extreme dietary (and perhaps spiritual) discipline who eats only the reproductive offshoots of plants. This includes not only apples and oranges but nuts, grains, melons, tomatoes, eggplants, cucumbers, etc. A pizza marinara (no cheese, no meat) is a fruitarian meal, and so is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Fruitarianism is closely related to veganism which itself is a subset of vegetarianism and is widely popular in the non-Western world. Unfortunately, as with anyone who practices extreme discipline, the fruitarian is often hated and ridiculed by fatasses who lack a level of dedication. Famous fruitarians: Gandhi & Steve Jobs (founder of "Apple" computers--hence the name).

I used to know a dude who was a total porkrind munching fatass, but he could never get a date because he smelled so bad, and he eventually died of a heart attack at age 47. He should've gone fruitarian.

fruitarian by MasterBastard April 27, 2006

fruitarianism 

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.

Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.

fruitarianism by JesseG88 December 15, 2006

Fruitarian 

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.

He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!

Fruitarian by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012