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front bummer

a slang word; derived from the UK.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.
"wow dude, she just cut a wicked front bummer."
front bummer by atticlight86 February 10, 2013

front bummed 

she got front bummed

or

she was violently gang front bummed
front bummed by Kreaper February 10, 2009

Front Bummer

Front Bummer is in relation to Front Bum which is known as the female vagina. It is a term used either when a female causes interruption or stress to a male's life,or also used if the female has had an unfortunate experience.
"boys.. the gf will not get off my case about having a baby man what do I do?"

"sorry bro thats a total front bummer"

"omy gosh I just had the worst day of my life, my boss told me to quit voicing my opinion there was no room for feminism at the office, it was a total front bummer!"
Front Bummer by suitanun October 23, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026