A total bag of bolloxs. Owned by tight fisted network administrators earning a good bit of buncewho live and die by the MPG.
Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.
Be-Jesus, look at that F425OOU with the wank alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm.............
Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.
Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!
Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.
Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.
When your legs finally start to warm up after a morning of skiing or snowboarding. Optimal athletic performance is usually achieved when you have your "frog legs" on.
Skier 1- "This powder is awesome!"
Skier 2- "Eh, give me a few more runs. I don't have my frog legs on yet."
when you go in so deep on a girl, her lips come out and tickle your balls like a pair of frog legs. She usually needs to be kinda loose or have some large lips if you know what I'm saying.
A mixture of buildup of period blood and friction that typically happens during over-the-topfucking. The woman will typically have Poison Ivy along the inside of her thighs. The end result is usually a gross, itchy, and very uncomfortable legs for several days.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.