The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.
There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
John: Hey dude, I heard you and Valentina had a nice time last night.
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator
by Escul October 10, 2015
The most horrible and terrifying thing to ever be created. This shit deserves to be in the pits of tartarus. You can die on that shit. I absolutely hate this shit
by Thatweirdgay March 31, 2023
A stupid person, a retard. If you're still not sold just put your tongue between your front teeth and say 'Escalator!'
by Muddy Trump March 17, 2011
1.escalator: someone whose drinking binge escalates with Vegas-like abandon..
2. trying to go up the down escalator after a drinking binge
2. trying to go up the down escalator after a drinking binge
by terrilyndatoga July 25, 2010
by fresh prince May 22, 2005
s-ka-lay-tor
verb
1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are stacked stomach too back and the man assumes a kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his penis from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his way up. Or reverse the order and direction for variations.
verb
1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are stacked stomach too back and the man assumes a kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his penis from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his way up. Or reverse the order and direction for variations.
The highlight of my threesome was when i pulled the escalator on the two of them. Next time I think I'm gonna add another floor!
by 42 guys under the Rainbow October 17, 2011
moving staircase (not to be confused with the moving staircases in Harry Potter) used to make walking up stairs easier. Its like taking the worst part about elevators (makes you fat) and stairs (takes too long) and putting it all in one convenient location.
by darkshadow29 July 29, 2010