An adjective used to describe a house that has obviously been bought, renovated, and is now being flipped. The obvious sign of a flip house is the myriad architectural elements that have been tacked on to give it character. An example: A 1950's brick ranch house. It will have a non-matching addition added onto the back. It will be painted "
buff" or other neutral color to appeal to yuppies. They will tack on some cedar-
shake siding so it has a Cape
Cod look, and then some copper flashing so it has some Loire Valley feel, then some river-
stone stonework around the foundation for that New England
country feel, a couple of bogus columns that supposedly support the front
stoop for that Old South look, and for the finale, a redwood pergola placed on the front of the house for that Pacific Northwest feel. Very, very tacky...and soooo very obvious.
Muffy: Oh Skip, what a charming neighborhood. All this old-time charm. I just
love this cute, authentic mill village. How artsy!
Skip: Oh Muffy, you're so right! These quaint old neighborhoods are so rare nowadays. I love it!
Muffy: Oh no, Skip. What is that God-awful monstrosity??? Did it fall to
earth from some other planet? It'
s twice the size of these other houses and it's taking up the whole damn
yard. Gross. It's ruining the neighborhood.
Skip: Yeah...it's totally flippery. Let's
go buy a condo instead.