friend-hog

that person at your friend's birthday party what just talks to the birthday girl the entire time. nobody else meets the friend-hog for more than a minute, and nobody gets to talk at length with the birthday girl.

oh my god that girl in the shiny dress, coach logo bag, and too much make-up is such a friend-hog, she has not stopped talking to Heather since she showed up at Heather's birthday party

by einheezay November 29, 2007

Friend Hoggin

When a person gets jealous when another person is talking to their friend and trying to get closer to them. Even though this person also talks to other people to but make it so their friends can only be exclusive to them and talk to no one but them.

Person 1: I dont like it when you go to talk to other people and not me.
Person 2: What am i only allowed to talk to you only? But you can talk to your other friends too?
Person 1: Yes now im not going to talk to you and ignore you until you say sorry
Person 2: oh my god why you be friend hoggin

by Anonymous Sushi September 8, 2010

Friendhoe

A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.

Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.

by thisbitchho March 2, 2019

friendhole

A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.

I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.

by Matt Coon August 2, 2007

friendho

One who befriends and friend-requests as many people on MySpace as possible; one who engages in the act of friendhoarding.

Sandra has 328 friends and only knows 2 of them. What a friendho!

by musicguy July 20, 2008

friendhoarding

A psychological disorder that makes one add as many friends as possible to their facebook or myspace accounts to fill the void in their diminishing real-world social lives.

Manny's eyes are bloodshot, I bet he was up all night friendhoarding on myspace. what a douchebag!

by Molson Dan September 27, 2005

friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.

Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.

by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016