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friendly compass
A big, spicy boner.
Butters: *gasp* Daaadd... hey Dad!
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!
See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.
Mr. Stotch: What?
Butters: My wiener is all stiff and pointy.
Mr. Stotch: Oh, well, Butters, that's just the friendly compass. See, whenever you have friends in the area your little compass there tells you where they are. Its pointing up because Jesus is your friend.
Butters: Thanks Dad!
See "So Long Sarcastaball" (Season 16: Sarcastaball) clip on SouthParkStudios.com for the video. Starts at 1:15.
friendly compass by stallioon September 27, 2012
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Friendly Derby
The Friendly Derby is a football match between rival Merceyside clubs, Everton FC and Liverpool FC. Sometimes referred to as the Merceyside Derby or in Liverpool simply as the Derby. Unlike people from London or Manchester, Scousers respect each other regardless of football club and get along well together. Sections for each club will exist at these matches, but there is a good deal of intermingling. This could not happen at other derbies. As long as both clubs are in the English Premier League, there are two friendly derbies a year, the first at Goodison Park, and the second at Anfield.
Ideally, there are six Friendly Derbies in a year, one at Goodison Park, one at Anfield, three at Wembley (League Cup Final, FA Cup Final, Community Shield), and one at a neutral location (Champions League Final).
We're all scousers at the friendly derby. Let's have a drink together.
The friendly atmosphere between supporters rarely extends onto the pitch at the Friendly Derby. Since the inception of the Premier League, it has seen more red cards than any other game.
The FA is stupid to separate scousers at the friendly derby. Unless they are concerned we'll all riot together against their anti-Liverpudlian bigotry.
We're all scousers at the friendly derby. Let's have a drink together.
The friendly atmosphere between supporters rarely extends onto the pitch at the Friendly Derby. Since the inception of the Premier League, it has seen more red cards than any other game.
The FA is stupid to separate scousers at the friendly derby. Unless they are concerned we'll all riot together against their anti-Liverpudlian bigotry.
Friendly Derby by Stargoat October 2, 2012
Friendly Vagina
A term that loose women use to deny their friskiness. The term ''Whore" is deemed to inflammatory for their liking causing them to try and justify the slut level achieved.
Buster - "You sleep with everything. You're a whore."
Dessie - "No, I just have a friendly vagina. Not a whore."
Dessie - "No, I just have a friendly vagina. Not a whore."
Friendly Vagina by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 April 24, 2015
Friendly Stranger
Toronto's First and Finest, Cannabis Culture Shop. Dedicated to ending cannabis prohibition.
Serving cannabis consumers since 1994.
Serving cannabis consumers since 1994.
Beware the "Friendly Stranger"... (taken from the original Reefer Madness - anti marijuana campagin)
Friendly Stranger by Beatznbleepz May 22, 2010
Homo-friendly
Homo-friendly by zoeyainthowuspellit July 20, 2008
Friendly Village
AKA as Worth, Illinois
Small town in Illinois right outside Chicago. Claims to be known as "the friendly village". Which in 10 years will probably be a ghost town. Perfect place to get a taste of small town life with a short drive from Chicago.
Small town in Illinois right outside Chicago. Claims to be known as "the friendly village". Which in 10 years will probably be a ghost town. Perfect place to get a taste of small town life with a short drive from Chicago.
Friendly Village by ChicagoKid1990 December 7, 2017
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