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friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.
J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

Friendlock 

Feeling pressured to add someone who you typically would not on any social networking site due to association with someone who is a friend of yours. (ie. Your friend's boyfriend/girlfriend, your friend's friend that you don't like, etc).
Person 1: Hey man, I saw you added Sheena on facebook, I thought you hated her?

Person 2: Aah man, I was put in friendlock because my buddy just started going out with her!

Friendlock 

When you're in a Friendlock situation, it means you have to choose between 2 friends.
Friend: Hey dude, want to go watch the new Spiderman movie tonight?

Other Friend: Yo dude, wanna watch the new Starwars movie tonight?

You: Shit dude, I'm really in a Friendlock.
Friendlock by nbuther March 2, 2022

Friendlocke 

A Nuzlocke Challenge, Done with other players. friendlocke Rules are Much like Nuzlocke challenges.
1) If a Pokémon Faints, it must be released.
2) You May only catch the first Pokémon in a route. If you fail to catch it (e.g., Accidentally making it faint or running away/Fleeing) You may not catch the next one.
In a Pokémon friendlocke, there are Extra Rules.
3) The Pokémon you catch become the character of someone you know. The player is chosen at random
Optional rules include (Only for Friendlocke)
4) By the 4th or 8th gym, you may Revive one Pokémon.
The Pokémon Friendlocke was made By Saltydkdan
When I joined thie Friendlocke I didn't expect this.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026