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People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court
Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."

freedom femme 

A woman who has chosen to stay single and not have any children.

(Ignore the links in the words of the first definition. They are incorrect and don't have anything to do with the definition of a freedom femme)
The reason she is so happy is because she is a freedom femme.
freedom femme by freedomfemme April 18, 2019

freedom femme 

a female who has chosen to stay single and not have children. This does not necessarily mean she lives like a nun or that she hates children. A freedom femme just real loves and values the freedom of the solo life.
No she doesn't have a partner or kids. She's a total freedom femme.
freedom femme by Pa1oma September 27, 2015

nona fried 

When you are in a winning position in a time controlled game of chess, rather than moving or resigning your opponent just sits there and lets their clock tick down to 0.

Initially used by Chessnetwork
"A time ticker! I've been nona fried!"

For origin see: Thunderhorse I Warzone Chess Tournament 12
nona fried by TrickyKnight October 31, 2012

TO FREEDOM!!!

When you are a strong black woman, (i.e. Harriet Tubman, fka Nicki Minaj, aka Miki Minach) who is assertive and guiding black men to a more prosperous way, but they are too oblivious to realize that you are helping them.
Do you think Harriet Tubman was walking around with a fucking nice shiny fucking dress on with a fucking crown on her head when she was taking slaves??? TO FREEDOM!!!
TO FREEDOM!!! by XAVIAER MINAJ September 5, 2018

Freedom middle school 

The hell hole where children eat shitty food, jerk off, mess around, break up, make out, get rejected, and “learn”

Also includes a large variety of annoying teachers. (I won’t list their names here out of “respect”) and did I mention that the bathrooms are completely unsanitary. Yeah no soap barely ever water and if you wonna dry your hands just wipe them off on your shirt.

But hey when you look past the shitty food, unsanitary bathrooms, shitty teachers, horrible WiFi, annoying kids, bad subjects, short lunches, no free time, it’s actually a “ok” place.
Did you hear about that hell-hole Freedom Middle School? Naw.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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