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fridgesexual 

when you have a wet dream about a fridge, and suddenly, you can't look at fridges the same. you are now horny for fridges. just don't go around fucking any mini fridges, you hear me?
Jos: "Remember when Maro told us about his wet dream about a fridge?"

Phons: "Yeah! He's a fridgesexual."
fridgesexual by swagn May 15, 2020
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Fidgetsexual 

A very dumb "sexuality" that 3 year olds use to mock the LGBTQ+ community.
I'm fidgetsexual!

No, you're dumb.
Fidgetsexual by tokoblox January 31, 2021

Fidgetsexual 

A dumb sexuality mocking the LGBTQ+ community about being sexually attracted to fidget toys. It was created on TikTok and now nine year olds use it and claim its real
Person 1: “I’m Fidgetsexual so therefore I am in love with fidgets.”
Person 2: “Being Fidgetsexual is a mockery to the LGBTQ+ community”

fidgetsexual 

a person who is delusional that is weirdly attracted to fidget toys
Person 1 : are you fidgetsexual?
Person 2 : no but that weird girl emily is-

Maya Ortiz

Fidgetsexual 

Who ever made up this sexuality deserves to r0t in h€11
S/n: I’m fidgetsexual!
M/n: Oh g*d no
Fidgetsexual by Keroppi_Ribbit<3 February 7, 2021

Fidgetsexual 

A stupid TikTok trend that eight year olds fake mental disorders and to mock sexuality’s.
Uwu I’m fidgetsexual because I have anxiety

Normal person: shut the fuck up dumb bitch.
Fidgetsexual by damionfrida 67 April 18, 2021

Fidgetsexual 

You can’t be sexually attracted to fidgets, Who just looks at a fidget and says: ‘Hey I’m in love with that’ you can’t be fidgetsexual.
Sorry ***** I am Fidgetsexual! I only like fidgets!’